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Tourists 

mirandandnina:

While we were in San Francisco we made a lot of jokes about how touristy we were being. And it’s true to an extent— we took the trolley to see the Golden Gate Bridge—And took touristy photos of ourselves. [they’re called selfies, Nina]

Yet I have found that, no matter where I go, if I have a…

I would like to take this opportunity to say that Nina was the only one with an issue with seeing the Godfather, because I haven’t seen it yet. And also that Hot Cookie makes great pastries. And the guy who gave us directions to Castro also gave us a copy of this newspaper written by the homeless and it’s actually really good.


17th Jul
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no scrubs
bastille


the-fault-in-our-youtubers:

the internet summed up in one gif set


apocalypsex:

im laughing so hard this is genius 

apocalypsex:

im laughing so hard this is genius 


trencly:

justintimerblake:

do seagulls have seagoals

image

this one does



Reblog if you dont shave your legs everyday. 

lostincape-town:

my-herbal-journey:

I just want everyone to see how unrealistic some expectations are.

Dude I don’t even shower everyday


nodiqqity:

why hit rock bottom when u can hit my bottom


kalliopetanith:

gollums-new-best-friend:

kimcuntdashian:

what really scares me is that i’m average i’m not really good at anything or really beautiful i’m going to live an average life with an average job an average income and die an average death with an average funeral and nobody is going to remember me

Van Gogh thought that too

That is really, really inspiring, actually.


theappleppielifestyle:


siriusblaque:

narcissa malfoy was probably the most powerful occlumens in hogwarts history and nobody knew

she literally stood up to lord voldemort and lied that harry potter was dead and i don’t know about you but if i were an evil ruler i would probably want to triple-check that my nemesis was, you know, actually deceased

voldemort had actual doubts about snape

narcissa swans on by without a whisper, without a second glance


boys-in-leather-straps

#I live for that goddamn fucking pirouette he does #he doesn’t crawl #he doesn’t fuckin take cover all at once #NO #HE FUCKIN #DOES PIROUETTES IN THE AIR #TO DODGE BULLETS #AND IT WORKS #GODDAMN YOU #SAD TRASH HOBO #precious son


scntrx:

      

scntrx:

      


incertanity:

vwhiskers:

stumbled across this link today and damn

I didn’t believe these so here are some sources