petition for the next companion to not be a white girl in her 20s who crushes on the Doctor
petition for the next companion to be a grumpy chinese-american grandma who complains about plot-holes and knits the doctor horrific time-travel-themed sweaters to wear when she thinks it’s cold out (most of the time)
reblogging because this is the best idea ever
THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL
What if right before Bucky walked away in this part of The Winter Soldier
he whispered to Steve
what if you just shut the fuck up
this is probably one of the sexiest gifs ever
Holy sweet baby jesus
now this man is either dead or just old as hell but lord he was something else.
who is thiss someone message me!!!
he was my boyfriend in the 1960’s. im immortal
that´s marlon brando
And this is Brando.
It depresses me that people didn’t know who this was.
Fun fact: this is the same guy who got pretty pissed at one of his directors and retaliated by refusing to ever wear pants on set, so the director had to work around only filming him from the waist up.
He was also active during the civil rights movement, to the point where he was even at the March on Washington
(That’s him with activist/author James Baldwin)
He sent a native american woman in his place at the oscars to accept his award because he was angry about the treatment of native americans in this country and in the industry.
Oh and he was also allegedly bi sexual
Marlon Brando was one of the greatest actors of the 20th century. He got his start on Broadway before getting a big break in Hollywood. His first leading role was in A Streetcar Named Desire (1951) which he starred with Vivien Leigh (from Gone with the Wind), a movie which was adapted from the famous play of the same name, which was by Tennessee Williams. Marlon Brando was ELECTRIC in that movie. I get goosebumps everytime I watch that movie (it’s one of my favourite old movies).
Have you guys ever heard of the famous movie line, that goes, “STELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!”? That was him, he screamed that while falling to his knees.
He was also amazing in On the Waterfront, The Wild Bunch, and of course… the Godfather films.
One of the things I learned reading James Baldwin’s biography was that Baldwin and Brando traveled in a lot of the same NYC theatre circles back in the 50’s and early 60’s. James Baldwin wanted to cast him in one of his plays, but it just didn’t work out. And Baldwin also had a bit of a crush on Brando, though nothing ever came of it.
And for the record, multiple books and sources confirm that Marlon Brando was bisexual. He may not have used the word to describe himself, but he certainly had romantic and sexual relationships with many men and women. It was well known during his time doing theatre in NYC that Brando went around with men as well as women, just like Baldwin himself.
Brooklyn 99 is a hilarious ass show
why sleep when you can stay up late every night being sad then feel like shit the next day
does “smh” mean shaking my head or stole my heart
I always thought it was either “so much hate” or “shaking my head”
do you ever think about how little Michelangelo cared
All right, everyone, grab a chair and sit back because I’m going to share with you what I learned about Michelangelo and the Sistine Chapel in my Art History Class.
The man NEVER wanted to paint the damn thing. But the pope at the time “forced him to” According to my teacher. Michelangelo hated this man, I MEAN REALLY HATED HIM. So did a majority of people. The pope’s nickname translated literally means “Terrible pope”.
And the working conditions were awful. He had to work on his back with all that paint, which is filled with some toxic shit that gave Michelangelo a limp for the rest of his life.
(Also, our teacher made us get on our backs and try drawing with both hands JUST to prove how bad and uncomfortable it is.)
At the time, the ceiling was so high, you could barely see it. You need binoculars to get a good look at what’s up there, by the time people could see the paintings, there was a lot of weird symbolism that Michelangelo hid up there.
This one? The creation of the sun and moon? God is mooning you. And the pope and all others after him prayed under that without knowing.
This one? At the time, dissecting was sacrilegious and everyone found out how behind God was what looked like half a brain. blah blah, science, science, that pissed everyone off.
And also, ALLLLLLL the men and women in the Sistine Chapel are all on fucking steroids. My teacher described the women’s bodies as "Men bodies with boobs slapped on."
And then there is this:
Now this is the back wall. Michelangelo actually wanted to paint this one after he finished the ceiling. (and there was a different pope too, I believe.) However, originally, EVERYONE in that painting was naked. And they didn’t like it. Adam and Eve naked? That’s cool. But Jesus? Now you crossed the line. So the pope at the time hired someone else to censor it and give the important figures clothes. He worked on it for 6 or 9 months before he died.
And then the symbolism in this one is great. Somewhere in the right, there are homosexuals in heaven. (No matter what, the Vatican will say “Those straight men are happy” I’ll get to that in a second), Michelangelo painted himself near Jesus, and the terrible pope is in hell with a snake biting his balls.
And if you were to point ANY of this out to the Vatican, they will deny all of it and claim Michelangelo was a catholic hero. In fact, when they discovered the symbolism around the 60s or 70s, the guy who told the Vatican was kicked out of the Vatican for life.
TL;DR: Michelangelo hated the pope and made the best “fuck you” of all time.
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I’M SO MAD
MY MOM JUST SAT ME DOWN LIKE “I found a picture of you on the internet of you in class” AND SHE’S ALL SERIOUS AND SO I’M LIKE WELL SHOW ME THE FUCKING PICTURE OH MY GOD THIS IS AN INVASION OF MY PRIVACY I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS
AND SHE PULLS UP THIS